Thursday, January 04, 2007

LMNOP

NOLLOPTON, NOLLOP
Montae, Nophemger 13

To the Towgate Phamilee:
Please asept mie hartphelt simpathee at this time. Georgeanne passt awae last night phrom let poisoning. She paintet her whole selph phrom het to toe with manee prettee, ornamental hews. She was so resplentent, almost ratiant in repose--the happee, appealing pigments an aesthetit reminter oph her lophlee warm spirit.
She shoot loog smashing 4 the phooneral.
Her remains shoot arriph shortlee.

With all regrets,
Ella Minnow Pea

From
Ella Minnow Pea
A Novel in Letters
by Mark Dunn

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